NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............

Universal Law Of Love:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer FromOne Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "

First Law Of Love:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A GirlIn Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The G irl) Comes Into Play AndBreak The Legs Of The Boy. "

Second Law Of Love:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy IsDirectly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy AndThe Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of TheBank Balance. "

Third Law Of Love:

"The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And OppositeTo The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

G i rlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 : )

G i rlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 : )

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,

"A Troubled User"

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! ! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support .